Greatest Lines in Movie History

What do you think are the top 25 lines in movie history? The ones people can quote even if they have never seen the movie. Heres my list, looking forward to seeing yours:

1. Bond...James Bond (Dr. No)
2. Frankly Scarlett, I don't give A damn(Gone With The Wind)
3. Here's Looking At You Kid (Casablanca)
4. May The Force Be With You (Star Wars)
5. I don't think were in Kansas anymore (Wizard Of Oz)
6. Were going to need a bigger boat (Jaws)
7.They're coming to get you Barbra (Night Of The Living Dead)
8. I'll Be Back (The Terminator)
9. Fill your hand, you son of a *****! (True Grit)
10. Houston, we have a problem (Apollo 13)
11. It's Alive...It's Alive!! (Frankenstein)
12. Go ahead..make my day (Sudden Impact)
13. Twas beauty killed the beast (King Kong)
14. That'll be the day (The Searchers)
15. Are you a good witch or a bad witch (Wizard Of Oz)
16. We all go a little mad sometimes (Pyscho)
17. Rosebud (Citizen Kane)
18. Keep watching the skies! (the Thing From Another World)
19. Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes (Raiders Of The Lost Ark)
20. There can be only one (Highlander)
21. I made him an offer he could'nt refuse (The Godfather)
22. Klatu..varada..nikto (The Day The Earth Stood Still & Army Of Darkness)
23. Shane..come back Shane (Shane)
24. Yeah! Baby! Yeah! (Austin Powers)
25. There are somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb (Batman-1966)

"Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRG.. HHRRRRRRRRRRRR... EHHHHHHHHH... HNNNNNNNNNNGG.. RIAAAAAAAAHHH!" - Dragonball Z.

"Do you spend time with your family? [Yeah, sure I do.] Good, because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - The Godfather.

KHAAANNNN! -
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."

"Don't move! He can't see you if you don't move!" Jurassic Park.

"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane!" Snakes on a plane.

"To infinity and beyond!" Toy Story 1/2

"Spiderpig, spiderpig...." Simpsons Movie.

"WILLLLLSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!" - Castaway

"Why so serious?" - The Dark Knight

"Nnoooooo!" - Star Wars Episode III

"It's not a tumor!" Kindergarten Cop

"Pills here! PEEEELS!" - Left4Dead (may as well be a movie eh?)

"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRRAANGE ISN'T IT!? GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" - Noone cares except the people who know it

"When ya gotta shoot, shoot, don't talk!" - Tuco, The Good The Bad and The Ugly

"[after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!" - Dirty Harry

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

"[on receiving three chopsticks with his prison rations] All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick." - Oldboy

"It's quiet...A little too quiet" "Never say it's quiet" ~ I forget the film

"At least it can't get any worse"

"Dude, you just took out a hellicopter with a car" "I ran out of bullets" ~Die hard 4.0

"Tell me the thing you cherish the most...Give me the pleasure of taking it away" ~FFVII Advent children

"Where can I buy a phone?"@ FFVII advent children

"Behind the mask mr creedy, there is more than just a face, there is an idea, and Ideas are bullet proof"~V for vendetta

Samuel L.Jackson: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Man: What?
S: What country you from?
M: What?
S: 'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in 'what?'
M: What?
S: English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
M: Yes!
S: Then you know what I am saying.
M: Yes
S: Then describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like?
M: What?
S: Say 'what' again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker. Say 'what' one more goddamn time.
M: He's black
S: Go on
M: He's bald!
S: Does he look like a bitch?
M: What?
BOOOM!
S: DOES...HE...LOOK...LIKE....A...BITCH?
M: NOOOOOOO
S: Then why you do you gotta fuck him like one?

Not the greatest of all time by no means, but a good one from a film I recently re-watched.

"And like that... he's gone."

Anyone guess where it's from?

The usual Suspects?

\"Sir please remove any metallic Items you may be carrying....*fwip*....HOLY SHI-*BANG*\"~The Matrix

\"Weapons scan initiated...Weapons found...Many\"~Ultraviolet

\"This shit just got real\"~Badboys II

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\"I have a bad feeling about this\"
Star Wars Episode I,II,III,IV,V & VI

\"...Is this some white cunts joke that black people just don\'t get? Cos I\'m not fucking laughing...Nicholas\"
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels

\"Shoot her!!\"
Jurassic Park

\"Stupefy!\"
Harry Potter

That\'s about it, apart from the fact that the original poster has misspelled SOLDIER in his name LMAO wtf is a rotten SOILDER?

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Man can't believe you guys forgot one of the most famous ones.....

"I see dead people"

"Sweet Odin's Raven!" Ron Burghundy Anchorman
"Let's Dance Dickweed" as above
"BAAAAAAAAAXTER!" as above
I leave the Anchorman quotes there, we all know how epicly full of the best lines it is.

"Here's Johnny!!" The Shining
"Did you see the sign outside that said dead nigger storage?" Pulp Fiction (and sorry if I caused offence)

My brain has stopped producing the required memories so I will leave it at that. Also star goes to rotten for producing so many!

Oh also, I forgot \"Derka! Derka! Derka!\" Team America.

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"Derka, derka, derka. Muhammad jihad."

Loadsa Team America quotes I like

Gary : OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Gary : No.
Spottswoode: So then, you haven\'t seen everything.

Guy in Bar: See, there\'s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn\'t fuck the assholes, you know what you\'d get? You\'d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Tim Robbins: Actors! Attack!
Helen Hunt: Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel Jackson!
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!

Gary : HOLY SHIT! What happened to the base?
Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel.

Gary: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!

Gary: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don\'t believe it, then you\'d better kill me now, because I\'ll put a jihad on you, too.

And the best scene.
Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.
[looks through binoculars]
Gary: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It\'s me! It\'s me!
Joe: Looks like he\'s saying, \"Kiss me! Kiss me!\"
Chris: Smart-ass motherfucker!
[fires missile at terrorist jeep]

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Team America;
"HE'S GOING INTO THE LUVRE!!!!...IT'S OK, I GOT IT*boom*"

"He was like dude, I was like dude, and you where like duuuuddeee" ~Crush, Finding Nemo

"I bet you can't put an egg in your mouth without cracking it"~Stan Laurel, Laurel and Hardy

"So how was it?" "It was wet" Harry potter

I think it was Lethal Weapon that made "I'm getting too old for this" famous.

"It's just a flesh wound." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"That's no moon." -Star Wars: A New Hope

"Luke, I am your father." -Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

"What's so funny porkchop? You find a piece of candy in yo' pocket?" - Major Payne

"There must be somebody left who needs some killing..." - Major Payne

"My precious..." - Lord of the Rings

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." 2001: A Space Odyssey

From Office Space:

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. (using the fax machine/copier)

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Loads from that infinitely quotable great, Anchorman:
60% of the time...it works every time

Where did you buy your clothes from, the toilet store?

Bark twice if your in Milwaukee

Bob Dylan once sang the times they are a-changing. Ron Burgundy had never heard this song.

I\'m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can\'t do that he\'s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell\'s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

And of course from that other classic:
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can\'t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don\'t call me Shirley

Rumack: I won\'t deceive you, Mr. Striker. We\'re running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I\'m doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

There\'s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you\'ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I\'ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

And other random ones:
Make like a tree...and get outta here (Back to the Future)

Why am I Mr. Pink?
Because you\'re a faggot, alright?
(Reservoir Dogs)

And how could I forget Monty Python??
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she\'s a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: ... I got better.

We are the knights who say...NI!!

...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

Are you the Judean People\'s Front?
Fuck off! We\'re the People\'s Front of Judea

He\'s not the Messiah. He\'s a very naughty boy!

\"Blessed are the cheesemakers\"

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"I'm sorry I got in a fight at your black panthers party" - Forrest Gump

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." - Fight Club

Now, I know that Fight Club was a book to film movie, but hey, would any of us have known about the book if it weren't for the movie?

"Too early for flapjacks?"

saunderscowie said:
"Too early for flapjacks?"

Oh fuck yeah. Best movie ever.

"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."