Warning, gets disgusting

Damn. Forgot about the knocking out. Oh well, there goes tonights plans.

Ok, so I'm gonna need a funnel, at least 5 bottles of vodka and someone to keep pouring when I pass out.

2 pints of straight vodka would actually kill you*

*alcohol poisoning for sure, death most possible.

Well, I mean to say, just make sure you drink a lot quick enough to make certain it kills you, because if it doesent you're gonna be really fucked up when you come to.

Renehan wrote:
Well, I mean to say, just make sure you drink a lot quick enough to make certain it kills you, because if it doesent you're gonna be really fucked up when you come to.

Yeh, if the drinking doesn't kill you the hangover will

Or you could just drink water...works for me. You know...that non-alcoholic liquid. Bunch of drunkies...

w....w....wa........water. Water.

I've got it !

Another one saved. It makes my job worthwhile.

I got sick like that. I was coaging up for about a month nothing serious but you sholdn't swallow your mucus it comes up for a reason.

Water? That stuff tastes discousting when you're sick!

Pah. Water when you have Bacardi?

Pah. Bacardi when you have Turps?

Turps when you have.. oh, wait. Turps is the top of the tree. Damn.