The Crumpet Thread

Random totty, as and when they spring to mind.

Just caught Keira in Pirates. Lovely. Fell in the water and everything. Could do with a couple of weeks on the dartmonkey-diet perhaps, but let's not pick the girl to shreds. Lovely.

Class stuff. Especially as the pic doesn't show up

This girl pretty much rocks my world. Just looked at on her now out-of date calendar, it's still up to make my room look sexy.

dartmonkey said:
Random totty, as and when they spring to mind.

Just caught Keira in Pirates. Lovely. Fell in the water and everything. Could do with a couple of weeks on the dartmonkey-diet perhaps, but let's not pick the girl to shreds. Lovely.

If you liked seeing her drenched in fluid I suggest you watch this-

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5DnlkqPGAy0

dartmonkey said:
Random totty, as and when they spring to mind.

Just caught Keira in Pirates. Lovely. Fell in the water and everything. Could do with a couple of weeks on the dartmonkey-diet perhaps, but let's not pick the girl to shreds. Lovely.

Robsy said:
Class stuff. Especially as the pic doesn't show up

This girl pretty much rocks my world. Just looked at on her now out-of date calendar, it's still up to make my room look sexy.

Neither of your pictures showed up on my browser!

So what's this about?

Yep, im lost, someone upload the right picture please.

Lets see if this works

( Edited 04.01.2009 01:59 by MGE )

Oh I can\'t be arsed to steal more bandwidth. I\'m not sure how you could be that lost though. Keira Knightley, scantily clad, moisture. Cracking. Could do with Robsy supplying a name though.

Anyone checked out Carol\'s replacement on Countdown? I\'ve heard agreeable whisperings.

Edit. Maybe I\'m playing up the cheeky chappy mockney thing a bit too much with the \'cracking\'s and the \'crumpet\'s and the \'lovely\'s.
Translation for americans:
The Attractive Woman Thread
Random attractive women as and when they come to mind.

Then Keira Knightley came to mind.

Here\'s a questin for you - Keira Knightley or Tess Daly? Ha!

( Edited 04.01.2009 02:11 by dartmonkey )

Robsy's was Kelly Brook who I've copied into my post above yours.

Cheers Matt, I'm retarded y'see.

Countdown girl? Doesn't float my boat. Her head looks squashed. Jeff Stelling is the bigger attraction for me, for sure ;-

It's unbelievable Jeff!

Countdown's viewing rating are going to sky rocket with all the Soccer Saturday fans tuning in. If only they could get Kammy in to replace Vorderman.

On the subject at hand, debates have been had amongst friends over whether this girl tips the pretty balance over Keira.

Lovely. How about a newsreader?

dartmonkey said:

Anyone checked out Carol\'s replacement on Countdown? I\'ve heard agreeable whisperings.

Agreeable whisperings indeed.

Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost) for the win though, in my humble opinion.

( Edited 04.01.2009 18:12 by TheStratMan )

I've no idea what's going on, though I am strangely craving a savoury grilled bread snack with butter.

ehh I like this thread

Apparently Ellie's got a sister, 20, studying at Edinburgh University.

You know what to do.

What is going on?

I fancied elle from newsround, now she\'s gone from it, I don\'t watch it anymore, although BBC news updates got more interesting with her.

Did anyone here take a fancy to former blue peter presenter Zoe Salmon.

I liked her Irish accent, as well as other things

( Edited 09.01.2009 11:20 by Stulaw )

Did you type 'Worse possible picture available of Zoe Salmon' into Google?;-

Just... cracking.

It's a shame, she wasn't in it for long enough, the aren't many good looking women in hollyoaks .

Lol, they probably didn't wanna drag that storyline on too long - it's like it never happened now! Hollyoaks has a mixed bunch really, some good gals, nice guys. I hear they're planning in the stripper and the "big" one from the latest Late Night.

Seeing as TV presenters seems to be he order of the day, how about this fine lady?

And just for The Cheese

And for everybody else

Pretty face but that photoshopped skinny body looks really really dodgy