Woof, the "Realistic" C3 Pet

So I thought of bringing a bit of role-playing back to the forums. So I present to you Woof, the interactive, text-based, do anything dog. I will be Woof\'s manager, so I\'ll report his actions, status, etc. however I feel. There are no rules, no structure, just treat Woof as you would any other dog and that will affect his development. Remember, there is no limit to what you can do to Woof.

NOTE: Any major changes to Woof will be recorded in this first post inside the following spoiler.
NOTE: Disregard the spoiler

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-Woof is born.
-Woof has become enemies with Miouch.
-Woof became Lv. 2
-Woof becomes \"Lazy Sexual Adventurer\".
-Woof gains Persona \"Lassie\" with skill \"Megidoloan\".
-Woof escapes from House Stage to Missile Silo.
-Woof escapes from Missile Silo to Switzerland.
-Woof became Lv. 3
-Woof becomes \"Stealthy Couch Potato of Switzerland\".
-Woof gained new party member Lv. 3 Woolfe, \"Swiss Hound of the Alps\".
-Woof gained new party member Lv. 1 Woof Jr., \"Swiss Couch Potato of Stealthiness\".
-Woof Jr. has died...and is revived later on
-Woof escapes from Switzerland to Afghanistan
-Woof escapes from Afghanistan to Xarax.
-Woof starts colony \"Woofenhein\"
-Woof became Lv. 4
-Woof becomes \"Drunken Cannibalistic Space-Bonker\"

NOTE: I can already tell this is going to go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.











( Edited 31.08.2009 22:12 by PK Mongoose )

woof looks around

Woof eventually finds a ball and takes it.

Woof tries and fails to hump the ball.

Woof calms down and takes his first nap.

Woof wakes up after being clawed in the face by his feline arch-nemesis, Miouch.

TheStratMan said:
Woof tries and fails to hump the ball.

SuperLink said:
Woof calms down and takes his first nap.

Faust D. Stroyer said:
Woof wakes up after being clawed in the face by his feline arch-nemesis, Miouch.

Woof has gained a new title, "Lazy Sexual Adventurer".

Woof eats some food to regenerate health and mana.

Woof! *whine*

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From the looks of the threads title I thought this thread had something to do with Repede, I'm disappointed. Yuri would be ashamed.

L said:

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From the looks of the threads title I thought this thread had something to do with Repede, I\'m disappointed. Yuri would be ashamed.

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I\'d be surprised if Repede got his own thread Which reminds me I still need to make a Tales thread >>

While regenerating mana, Woof learns Megidoloan; but he doesn\'t have enough mana to use it yet.

( Edited 29.08.2009 12:39 by SuperLink )

Keven said:
Woof eats some food to regenerate health and mana.

SuperLink said:

While regenerating mana, Woof learns Megidoloan; but he doesn't have enough mana to use it yet.

Woof takes a stroll, feels spied on and decides to use a cardboard box as camouflage.

( Edited 29.08.2009 19:50 by Faust D. Stroyer )

While in the cardboard box, Woof falls alseep and has a terrible nightmare. The thrashing of his terrified paws causes the camoflage to fail, destroying it completely.

Faust D. Stroyer said:
Woof takes a stroll, feels spied on and decides to use a cardboard box as camouflage.

Keven said:
While in the cardboard box, Woof falls alseep and has a terrible nightmare. The thrashing of his terrified paws causes the camoflage to fail, destroying it completely.

Woof loses 9 EP. Woof gains 10 EXP. Woof has leveled up!

Woof has gained a new title, \"Stealthy Couch Potato of Switzerland\".

( Edited 30.08.2009 16:36 by PK Mongoose )

Since Woof has a Persona from the "Dog Arcana", he makes a social link with another Dog called Woolfe from Switzerland.

He asks Woolfe to travel with him.

A bystander captures Woof and Woolfe, forcing them to mate.

( Edited 30.08.2009 23:06 by TheStratMan )

SuperLink said:
Since Woof has a Persona from the \"Dog Arcana\", he makes a social link with another Dog called Woolfe from Switzerland.

He asks Woolfe to travel with him.

TheStratMan said:
A bystander captures Woolf and Woolfe, forcing them to mate.

woof takes a shit

Woof becomes intoxicated after lapping up a puddle of white whine spritzer.

Woof eats his own child in a drunken frenzy.

( Edited 30.08.2009 23:36 by Faust D. Stroyer )

Woof make it through the ordeals thanks to the support of Woolfe (though disgruntled about their child) and the forumers of a British website named Cubed3.

Woof decides that Switzerland is a much too dangerous place to live. Woof comes across a large fortune left to them in a stranger's will, and makes plans to leave.

Woof decides to leave for Afghanistan, but later that day, a few hours in on his flight, something odd happens.

Woof and Woolfe decide to bail, taking a parachute and jumping to safety, Woof Jr. in hand, of course.

This continuity error caused a rift in space-time, sucking Woof and company to the other side of their galaxy.

Though falling through the space-time rift, their parachutes and valuables remain with them.

They land safely in a field of bright orange grass and mark their territory. This becomes their first base of operations on this alien land.

Woof and Woolfe have a small but joyous reuinion with Woof Jr.

( Edited 31.08.2009 01:14 by SuperLink )