Woof, the "Realistic" C3 Pet

Keven said:

Lrrr said:
Doctor Who's quite big in America as well...

It's not big in America at all,

Doctor Whoof escapes the world of meme-age only to find that his balls had become inert.

Dr. Whoof then proceeds to go back in time using a DeLorean and speeds upward of 88 M.P.H.

Not a second later, he crashes into Mount Rushmore and plummets to the ground when suddenly;,,

Faust D. Stroyer said:
Not a second later, he crashes into Mount Rushmore and plummets to the ground when suddenly;,,

Captian said:

he get's caught by a tree

He tells Dr Whoof not to fill up on the antipasto, and then disintegrates. Dr Whoof is puzzled.

PK Mongoose said:

A lightning bolt strikes the tree, exploding with an eerie dark green mist, revealing Tony Danza.

then goes to halo and trys to see these rick rolling fellows are there but....

He then realises he doesn't have any American dollars to get an Xbox live account, and the exchange rate 9s disgusting. Knowing that halo 3's single player just isn't worth it. He summons mutley to laugh at, and destroy his copy of the game. And the twelve year old who swore at him for taking the xbox.

He becomes enlightened that PC online is the only way to go, and goes and gets a really, REALLY nice PC for gaming only.

but he downloads something bad and his computer crashes so he decided to get a cheap computer but....

Some sort of MC-Hammer-like person starts a horrible attempt at rapping once he gets on The Pirate Bay.

after shooting M C Hammer Creeper

"YAR HAR FIDDLE DE-DE!"
then get's shot wakes up in a hospotal with a hot nurse anddddd..............

Secks happens.

And booze is drunk.

Woof gets genetal warts.

But Woof doesn't mind because he made it with a woman. He tells his assistant, Mr Pecklestien, to inform the men.

Woof then proceeds to circle three times and flop down to take a nap.

End of Chapter 1

CHAPTER 2- WOOF'S BIG DAY
Woof awakens with a strange itch...

He shakes the weasel and feels relieved....

After pondering calm thoughts for hours, Doctor Whoof deducts that the strange itch is a brain virus that will terminate his vital organs and force him to sing "They're taking the hobbits to isengard" until he regenerates into the thirteenth doctor.

He calls a quick meeting with his party to counter this terrifying form of brain terrorism.

After not being able to decide what to do with with the virus, Dr Whoof and co decide to buy some cocaine to put their minds off it.

Unfortunately, Dr Whoof was ripped off and landed himself with table salt. The experience was unpleasant for all.

Through a series of unexplainable coincidences, the high level of salt intake was too much for the brain virus to take, destroying the virus and increasing Doctor Whoof's brain power ten-thousand fold.

He can sometimes be seen performing heroic deeds by night under his new alias, Doctor Saltman.

On a dark and stormy night Doctor Whoof, under his new alias Doctor Saltman, was confronted by the Livilisquids from the aquatic planet X-YZZ_H2O.

He had uncovered their plan to take over the universe, and needless to say they were not pleased.

The Livilisquids, being nothing more than water encapsuled by an extremely thin membrane, could not touch the Doctor because of his extremely high concentration of bodily salt.

Next,,

Doctor Saltman was not sure of the most safe and satisfactory way to be rid of the Livilisquids. To make matters worse, the latest intelligence from his "people" at the Canary Whoorf building indicated that the Livilisquids threatened to release their prisoner, the deadly Miouch upon the world once more if their demands were not met.

Needless to say, Woof was met with a difficult moral decision. Let the Livilisquids rule the universe, or release a potentially far more dangerous adversary upon it.

Woof pondered the issue over a BLT and glass of milk.