Woof, the "Realistic" C3 Pet

He then decided to summon a rainstorm of salt-hail and catnip, destroying the Livilisquids and putting Miouch in a perpetual state of hypnotism for about 2 millennia. Doctor Saltman then decided to work at the underground White Mesa Scientific facility in Olde Mexico under the name "Dr. Whorfan Saltman".

Woof gets caught touching puppies in a sexual way, and gets put on the sex offenders register for life.

Because of this Woof found it difficult to get a job at Argos.

Whoof was sat at home researching when he heard the news from the telly. He was surprised to hear his own name on the national pedophilia warning.

Thus Doctor Saltman springs into action to foil his imitator and get aquitted by proving his alibi.

He requests the help of professional Attorney Phoenix Wright. Wright's assistant is a huge fan of super heroes so she made it hard for him to refuse.

Whoof then relizes he couldn't get the professional help or he'd die :O so on the internet he finds a new Attorney named Phil Decker and desided to hunt him down somewhere in Hong Kong

End Chapter 2

CHAPTER 3 - WOOF finds what he's looking for

Woof goes to Hong Kong, where he finds what he is looking for. He then went to the Moon for no real reason whatsoever where there was a party

Woof takes the cheese from the moon for his journey home with a healthy amount of crackers to aide him, the crumbs then jam vital controls causing parachute failure upon entering the earths atmosphere and lands himself in the deep sea of the mariana trench.

Once their, a secret society of sea people, who are knowledgeable of his travels. They lend him their anti-jam control spaceship, taking Woof to the moon. Once on the moon, Woof encounters a Prawn and a piece of toast with a crown...along with a wide assortment of other characters.

he finds out the king

a piece of toast with a crown...