ban the person above you

Thanks, I'll gladly return the favour. Banned for a while.

Thanks. I thoroughly enjoyed the ban. But I really don't think you got to appreciate your ban. So I'll ban you again.

Now you are banned!

No! It is you who is banned!

And it's I who will be banned.

With my last forum breath I ban you, dear Ziekerz. Take care of littly jacky for me. G o o d - b y e . . .

NOOOOOOO!!!!! BAAAAAAANNED!!!!!

Banned for using all caps!

You, sir or madam, are banned for being dumb.

You are banned for being you, which is a criminal offense.

Banned for banning whom I wished to ban.

Bbaned because it's part of my gggeneration.

Ziekerz, the US military regrets to inform you, that your only son, mr Ziekerz jr has died on the battlefield while trying to tie his shoes. Since you are now a useless mother, we don't want you here anymore, effectively making you banned.
Good luck on your future travels.

(If you ever feel like letting us know how you are doing, don't hesistate to send us a card from wherever the hell you are)

Bart is banned for assuming that I have procreated and am of the female persuasion.

You are banned. Think about what you've done. No video games or TV for a week.

Ha! I don't even have a video game or televisions. And even though I know you think I am lying, I feel content banning you, helping me to prevent you excommunicating me once more.

You were banned on tv last week.

You must have missed it. Sorry.

Yeah? Well you were banned by yo momma 40 years ago.

In the year 1839, in Columbia, in a tree, you were banned by a squirrel.

You were banned at the begining of creation by the big nose.

( Edited 21.07.2008 16:51 by Stulaw )

Banned for draining the mucus supply in Gods nasal passage. Naughty naughty naughty!

Banned for being.
Banned for thought.
Banned cause I said so.

Banned because death is immenent to all of us, then like grass we wither away in a few days.

( Edited 21.07.2008 20:14 by IANC )

Banned for a failed attempt at wisdom.

I thought I just banned you?!? Do you not take these bannings seriously?

You should.

Banned again.

Well, 'because I said so' has never been a good reason, sorry.

Banned because JB said so.

A flower falls
No one is around
Nothing is mourned

HAIKU BANNED, MOTHERFUCKER!

( Edited 22.07.2008 02:47 by Ziekerz )