Official League of Kings Topic

Grumbler said:
KIN sez so.

and if Kin told you the sky was pink, the grass is blue, that its fun to jump off bridges et cetera, would you believe him?

Lrrr said:
apparently we were destroyed, and yet were still here.

The Phone guy means nothing to us! NOTHING! Here we live in our medeival days... the true golden days of Kings.

Noal Edmunds cannot phone us or anything of the sort! We ony use Royal messengers & telekinetic powers!

Megadanxzero said:

Lrrr said:apparently we were destroyed, and yet were still here.

Its because C3 is actually Heaven and youre still in a state of denial. Its ok everybody goes through it at first...

Yes. I think Grumbler would.

Megadanxzero said:
OBJECTION!! If C3 is heaven, then why oh why do so many members have arguments here?! Heaven is supposed to be perfect! Arguments question perfection...

Therefore... a contradiction with your statement!!

Our King, "The One", is our contradiction finder and legal defense. You will never get past his spiky hair and pointy finger!

& my stupidly blue suit!

The only thing that stands a chance against me is a taser! Or a light crimson suit! Unfortunately the Secret Turtles are far too GREEN for that!

Jacob4000 said:

Megadanxzero said:

Lrrr said:apparently we were destroyed, and yet were still here.

Its because C3 is actually Heaven and youre still in a state of denial. Its ok everybody goes through it at first...

Yes. I think Grumbler would.

And Heaven is how you want it to be. There are arguments because people want arguments. If everything was perfectly fine and dandy 100% of the time it would get boring, and soon you wouldn't even notice that it was so great. You need bad to emphasise the good ;3

Hmmmmmmmm?

Megadanxzero said:
Hmmmmmmmm?

This can be summed up in one brief statement....

"DOES MR BUSH PLAN HIS OWN LUNCHES!?!"

I think not, case closed.

& I, as a fair King of this parish, does not consider this heaven, therefore it is not, unless you want me to prove another contradiction in your statement...

I don't want arguments, I want a peaceful world of swivelly chairs under mine & Madams' rule.

So you're saying you're of equal or lower intelligence/importance than George Bush?

I can see this League of Kings is one worth joining ;3

(That was sarcasm ^^)

Megadanxzero said:
So youre saying youre of equal or lower intelligence/importance than George Bush?I can see this League of Kings is one worth joining ;3(That was sarcasm ^^)

C3 League of Kings Health Insurance
In Association with
Lrrr Health Plans PLC
Revised 21st June 2007, 0100 GMT

Health
1. All members are allowed 5 days sick leave a year
2. If you fall ill as a result of chemical attack, we will provide the antidote as we now have antidotes for every disease that will ever be made
3. If you are injured as a result of war, we will provide you with the best healthcare available, including all the Coffee you would want and a swivelly hospital bed/chair combo
4. If you or your swivelly chair are sucked into a swirling vortex, you should wait for assisstance as the One will open a Temporal Rift to save you. In the unlikely event that you cannot be rescued, and you wind up in a parallel universe, it is your active duty to join/create a League of Kings.
5. If you receive in excess of 85% body harm, you will be removed from active duty and be given a suitable job until either a) you recover or b) you die

Dental Plan
1. We provide with the best dental plan available
2. All teeth related problems will be fixed in the most painless way possible
3. All teeth related problems will be dealt with efficiently
4. Orthodontics are included in the Dental Plan for all our pre teen members

Death
1. In the unlikely event of your death, you will be added to the wall of memory
2. Widows will be paod handsomely upon your demise
3. You will be declared dead after 7 years absence without posting
4. You will be declared dead if you die in battle
5. All funeral expenses will be paid, including Undertakers and luxury coffin/grave

And that is our basic package.

If you pay just one star a week, you will automatically be upgrade to our Advanced Plan, with greater benefits.

And theres more! Join Now, and you will automatically receive a Death Test on your apparent death to ensure that you are actually dead and that we are not burying you alive

Now if that isn't reason to join, i dont know what is. League of Kings is the only faction to include a comprehensive Health, Dental and Death Insurance Scheme. Join Now to be a part of this amazing offer

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:11 by Lrrr )

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:13 by Lrrr )

SupeR.I.P. - O.F.F. said:

Megadanxzero said:
OBJECTION!! If C3 is heaven, then why oh why do so many members have arguments here?! Heaven is supposed to be perfect! Arguments question perfection...Therefore... a contradiction with your statement!!

That's quite right

Jacob4000 said:
Our King, The One, is our contradiction finder and legal defense. You will never get past his spiky hair and pointy finger!

Now, this isn't false either...

ooops! My coffee!...now it's on my clothes. Damn I'm wet!

Are you a softboiled egg?

WE'RE HARDBOILED! WE'RE FREE RANGERS!

Lrrr, may I suggest a few minor changes.

In the event of being sucked into a vortex, said member/swivelly chair should wait for my assistance, for me, ripping open a temporal rift is no feat.

Apart from that, it all seems in order. Care to go through the advanced health plan?

Lrrr said:

C3 League of Kings Health InsuranceIn Association withLrrr Health Plans PLCRevised 21st June 2007, 0100 GMT

Health1. All members are allowed 5 days sick leave a year2. If you fall ill as a result of chemical attack, we will provide the antidote as we now have antidotes for every disease that will ever be made3. If you are injured as a result of war, we will provide you with the best healthcare available, including all the Coffee you would want and a swivelly hospital bed/chair combo4. If you are sucked into a swirling vortex, you will not be rescued. if you wind up in a parallel universe, it is your active duty to join/create a league of Kings5. If you receive in excess of 85% body harm, you will be removed from active duty and be given a suitable job until either a) you recover or b) you die

Dental Plan1. We provide with the best dental plan available2. All teeth related problems will be fixed in the most painless way possible3. All teeth related problems will be dealt with efficiently4. Orthodontics are included in the Dental Plan for all our pre teen members

Death1. In the unlikely event of your death, you will be added to the wall of memory2. Widows will be paod handsomely upon your demise3. You will be declared dead after 7 years absence without posting4. You will be declared dead if you die in battle5. All funeral expenses will be paid, including Undertakers and luxury coffin/grave

And that is our basic package. If you pay just one star a week, you will automatically be upgrade to our Advanced Plan, with greater benefits.And theres more! Join Now, and you will automatically receive a Death Test on your apparent death to ensure that you are actually dead and that we are not burying you alive

Now if that isnt reason to join, i dont know what is. League of Kings is the only faction to include a comprehensive Health, Dental and Death Insurance Scheme. Join Now to be a part of this amazing offer

I like that plan. I've already given you one or two stars this week, can I be upgraded to the Advanced? If not you're fired.

C3 League of Kings Pension Scheme
In Association with
Lrrr Pensions Plc, (a sub division of Lrrr, Lrrr & Lrrr, Ltd)

The League of Kings Pension Scheme will:
1. Save up money for your retirement
2. Promise to increase any invest one hundred fold
3. Increase with P'WNAGE and the owning of members of other factions
4. Increase with kills of rival factions
5. Be better than any other pension scheme ran by the other factions. If they improve theirs, the LoK pension scheme automatically becomes better than theirs

Sign up now for a free clock or picture frame

JOIN NOW!

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:09 by Lrrr )

Jacob4000 said:
I like that plan. Ive already given you one or two stars this week, can I be upgraded to the Advanced? If not youre fired.

Except for the vortex insurance, I think it's in perfect order, however I would like to hear about the advanced health plan.

But I also fear I may have to go now, it takes a lot of energy to enduce "Eye open sleeping", therefore One had better start enducing it soon.

Now now, try not to take that tone, besides, Madam or Oneself would get the final say in any members to be fired.

But I want Advanced insurance.

Jacob4000 said:
But I want Advanced insurance.

Right?

SupeR.I.P. - O.F.F. said:
Except for the vortex insurance, I think its in perfect order.

Been Sorted

SupeR.I.P. - O.F.F. said:

Jacob4000 said:But I want Advanced insurance.

Of course advanced insurance comes without saying to all members above Lrrr...Right?

Information on the advanced policy will follow, but minor details are being finalised

Then good work!

By the way, a second style standard signature is now available on the first page. I am sporting it right now.

Excellent work Lrrr, & on the Pension policy too, I didn't notice! 2 stars that you deserve!

All this work negotiating insurance and pensions sure is boring. Its also really tiring looking at intelligence videos that could lead us to find out their plans. im gonna go now, but rest assured when i return later in the day, i shall bring with me the finalised version of the Advanced Health Plan.

I bid you all a good night (even though its 125 in the morning)

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:25 by Lrrr )

One is also about due for departure. I have to start inducing "Eye Open Sleep" so as to keep a sharp eye on our fair fort whilst I sleep.

Anyone caught sneaking shall be given the telekinetic FINGER OF DOOM.

The finger fires muffin lasers. Good night

I really like the benefits

If I get to be in a vortex or transdimensional portal, I'm sure I'll check out the Insurances for more info...

Great work! Have a Star!

NOTE: THE FINGER OF DOOM is well planned. Do some quick schematics for anyone to see it!

( Edited on 21.06.2007 01:32 by Udkedae )