Official League of Kings Topic

Huzzah! We at the League of Kings are always finding ways to please our good people! Join or you'll probably be lost in a sea of mixed hot drink. I cannot confirm your safety.

EDIT: Jacob, I suggest you clear up the first post a little, there are many "edited by [n] at [nn:nn]" at the bottom. as well as sneaky Secret Turtles!

Also, feel free to add the news that a shipment of milk & cookies is on its way.

( Edited on 23.06.2007 00:25 by SuperLink )

Aye aye, Captain!

The news section is up, with our first update on our new beverage. As always, glowing news reports depicting our prowess are welcome.

And the edits will be cleared indeed.

they are only trying to fool us. Crazy IS Sauron, and GR IS a Uruk commander. they only want us to think they are still strong even though we triggered some form of Earthquake and Volcanic eruption that caused them to flee

Sauron now works in a video game shop in texas. He is married with 2 wonderful children. He plans on becoming a teacher once he obtains a PhD in english.

LOK wins!

I demand to know what is going on around here.

I have been away on important business, which explains my absence of late, but I return now - for the time being anyway.

( Edited on 23.06.2007 13:57 by Monkeyman )

The site is going through some serious problems. I believe the PM system may be down as well, though I am not certain.

It is of course the work of our dreaded enemy, long may we resist their attacks!

Alot has been done in my absence on SP business. Can one of our gracious leaders give me a summary of the recent events?

Well not a whole lot has happened recently. For the most important events refer to the first post of this topic under news. Tea is now in too!

However we have obtained some valuable information. GR's strength lies in his hair. (I KNEW IT!11!) Somehow we must recruit a friend or relative to stop by his place at an indecent hour and shave his head while he is still groggy from sleep. While she\he is at it, she\he can use some shaving cream and place the following message on his chest Flynnie style : "PWNED by LOK!"

I like this plan. A lot. We just need GR to give us some phone numbers of some friends and relatives. If we ask nicely he might give them to us.

As the chief of Secret Police, I am delighted to hear you are still on top of things here. A star for your find efforts to keep our league alive!

Now it seems C3 is back to it's former glory, our plans can go on without falter!

My dedication shall never falter! Though I feel we need to have some sort of revival to get our men back into the fighting spirit.

Pinatas & confetti!

Yep, yep, we might even have ROCK-CLIMBING too!!

Jacob4000 said:
Yep, yep, we might even have ROCK-CLIMBING too!!

Or we could try O_O

& we could make a really awesome super drug that makes Secret Ninjas a LOT STRONGER *wink winks*

Yeah! The special drug called arsenic HDPOWER would SOOO make them super strong. Too bad we won't let them have it. We will keep it hidden right here out in the open. Next to the front entrance. Without a guard.

Jacob4000 said:
Yeah! The special drug called arsenic HDPOWER would SOOO make them super strong. Too bad we wont let them have it. We will keep it hidden right here out in the open. Next to the front entrance. Without a guard.

( Edited on 24.06.2007 22:33 by SuperLink )

One of our undercover operatives just brought us a recording of our enemies latest meeting. Their lack of organization is downright scary. However know we have a good idea about their secret hand-shake. Proceed through the following link, if you dare.

TOP SECRET VIDEO FILES OF ENEMY MEETING

( Edited on 27.06.2007 04:15 by Jacob4000 )

Their Secret Hand-shake

SUCKS!

but it's quite hard to remember. Maybe when I see one of 'em moving in some weird way, I'll notice

My banner showing my allegiance wont save on.

( Edited on 09.08.2007 23:49 by kirby840 )
Also the handshake is completely idiotic.
I have also created a matrix called Kirby840 matrix that will invade there base. So whenever your ready I will send it on it's way.

( Edited on 10.08.2007 13:15 by kirby840 )