Official League of Kings Topic

The finger... is on the button.

( Edited on 21.06.2007 11:22 by SuperLink )

C3 League of Kings Advanced Health Insurance
In Association with
Lrrr Health Plans PLC (a subdivision of Lrrr, Lrrr & Lrrr, Ltd
Revised 21st June 2007, 1400 GMT

Health
1. All members are allowed 20 days sick leave a year
2. All members will receive innoculations against every disease possible, taken by mouth or intravenously
3. If you are injured as a result of war, you will be put in a luxury hospital suite complete with a fine selection of international coffees (except French) and any other drinks you would like and free access to every single television channel available in the world (including pay per view).
4. All surgical procedures will be carried out by specialists, and in the most painless method
5. If you or your swivelly chair are sucked into a swirling vortex, you should wait for assisstance as the One will open a Temporal Rift to save you. In the unlikely event that the One is unable to save you, the TARDIS will be sent instead
6. If you receive in excess of 85% body harm, you will be removed from active duty and live the rest of you life in luxury at you own villa, complete with butler and health spa
7. Disability is a recognisable reason to not work

Dental Plan
1. We will provide with the best dental plan available
2. All teeth related problems will be fixed in the most painless way possible, by proffessionals
3. Unlimited dentures can be provided in whatever style you want (normal, Fangs, et cetera)
4. If braces are required, those provided will be unnoticable and invisible

Death
1. In the unlikely event of your death, you will be added to the wall of memory and an item of your choosing will be dedicated to your honour
2. Widows will be set up in a luxury villa, with full staff and nothing to pay, upon your demise
3. Before being declared dead, we will run every possible test to ensure are actually dead
4. We will endeavour to revive you by any means possible
5. We can cryogenically freeze you should you wish it so that if they find a cure for any condition you may have (including deceased, mortally wounded, et cetera)in the future, they can save you
6. All cryogenic chambers are kept in a top secret location, and a clone will be in the event that one base is destroyed.
7. If you choose to be buried, you will get a luxury tomb complete with all items you could need in the afterlife (including Gold, Games Consoles, Food, et cetera) and be buried in the Valley of the Kings of C3

This advanced Insurance plan will be available to all members of the League of Kings who invest one star on a regular basis.

Also, as part of this plan if any other factions make theirs better, this automatically becomes better so we can ensure you that we off you the best available

( Edited on 21.06.2007 14:31 by Lrrr )

Excellent work Lrrr! Another star for you!

Now to reap the benefits of my free Advanced Health Plan.... Right?

My internet connection has been down, no doubt the Ninjas or perhaps even a C.U.N.T. are to blame.

My people, do not fret. These new 'organisations' are nothing but a few oppressors who are gagging for attention.

As it is plain to see, our 'Official League of Kings' organisations has had the most attention with 241 posts. We have the largest support base.

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

( Edited on 21.06.2007 16:04 by Monkeyman )

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

Smells like cheese said:

C.U.N.T./ Ninjas, tremble before our mighty post count before you get even more humiliated.

Yeh, and half of their post count is by members of the L.O.K mocking them

You have made Madam laugh, and for that you will be greatly rewarded.

But that is true; we have made all the moves. All they have against us is empty threats that amount to nothing.

Walk on.

My fellow brothers. it took a lot of work, but i have managed to locate where the enemy has moved their stronghold to:

Also, some new league of the Kings propaganda:

i know it similar to the last one, but this one has coffee in it to represent our love of Coffee, (and it goes against the SMU or what ever they are). I couldnt think of a safe way to get the C.U.N.Ts on there though, and i couldnt be bothered to change the background image

( Edited on 21.06.2007 19:45 by Lrrr )

GR781 said:
Pfah; your moves have gained you nothing! Where is your control of C3? The MoD is but a small branch of the limitless power of JB, C3 and the modiverse! And ye cannot even defeat us! HA!

Or so we would have you believe...you wait and count your blessings and code. You let your guard down, and still nothing happens. You call us weak, we still do nothing...but then, you doubt us....that will be your fatal mistake.

GR781 said:
Well no, but seriously.. all youve really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

how could you eat coffee, everyone knows it tastes like shit unless you add water

edit: League of Kings Takes down SSNT Base!!!
Hark! The fools, when they chose mordor as their base, they forget one tiny factor...

Hobbit Power!!!!

First, we took care of shelob in her lair (which their spy tricked us into entering in the first place):

Then our agent rescued our captured agent, which we were unable to capture on tape. The next part is evidence enough that they escaped anyway.

Now watch as we destroy the base and they flee in fear(now with star wars music (and i think a bit of jurassic park as well):

All their base are belong to us

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GR781 said:
Well no, but seriously.. all youve really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

WTF?!? How the hell do you eat coffee? Maybe you confused them with poop bags, and thought it was coffee

Victory was at hand from the very begining, our post number only can be compared with our love for the coffee and swivel chairs

EDIT: This means the Fellowship Of The Kings is coming to an end?

( Edited on 22.06.2007 01:30 by Udkedae )

GR781 said:
Well no, but seriously.. all youve really done is spam the opposing topic and sit around on swivel chairs eating coffee.. where is this fabled coup? I think ye have not the resources to transfer the battle from fiction to reality!

We don't eat coffee, you twisted fiend! We drink it. Besides, you just wait! There is plenty more activity in the pipeline. Besides, I believe we have already proven our determination even in the face of possible banmentation! We're rebels I tells ya. REBELS.

C.U.N.T.
FTW

K i n R.A.P.E said:
C.U.N.T.
FTL

As for the fellowship of Kings coming to an end... NEVAR! How could anyone say such a dastardly thing! We shall live on in the memory of all... even Zombies, who have but no memory!

We are absolute! For coffee, for Kings, & for country!

Do not believe there lies, we destroyed mordor by destroying the ring. they may say that it was recently vacted, but their original picture still had the tower and volcano in them, and so we know it was destroyed by us. anyway, long have i known the true identity of Crazy! to be Sauron, and GR to be a Uruk commander. The enemy is taken care of for now....

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Lrrr said:
Do not believe there lies, we destroyed mordor by destroying the ring. they may say that it was recently vacted, but their original picture still had the tower and volcano in them, and so we know it was destroyed by us. anyway, long have i known the true identity of Crazy! to be Sauron, and GR to be a Uruk commander. The enemy is taken care of for now....

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With the enemy HQ now covered under 600 feet of lava and volcanic ash, we will succeed. Nothing will stop us now! Men, rally now! We march to the SEAS!

Someone is in a grumpy mood! Is it because you too are trapped under 600 ft of lava and volcanic ash?

GR781 said:
Nope.

denial

Wake up, GR, you are in denial. Much longer and your lungs will fill with ashes!

( Edited on 22.06.2007 17:57 by Jacob4000 )

Our over-bearing and obnoxious pride is what keeps us going. It is the cream within our coffee.

Objection!

They just made some excuses to cover the fact they're 600 ft under lava and volcanic ashes (A robot Jacob? Lame...). Our fellowship is stronger than ever! Am I right?

NOTE: Sorry for the mistrusting the other day, I was sad because with no ninjas, who would we fight?... but they're not rivals for our coffee! For Coffee, For Kings & For Country!!!
Could I borrow some cream? I need some more for my coffee

K i n R.A.P.E said:
C.U.N.T.FTW

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Megadanxzero said:
I concur

*NEWS FLASH* drinking tea is now an accepted & even encouraged part of LOK! Excellent news for those who like the thought of coffee but just love tea just that little bit more! This is how much we care for our men! Coffee & tea!? What more could one want!

Coming Soon:

- Milk & Cookies
- Hot Chocolate

Stay tuned my good men!

( Edited on 23.06.2007 00:44 by SuperLink )

Indeed, the laws of the League of Kings have been updated.

Law 5 now states:

5) Whilst coffee is our official drink, tea is an acceptable substitute.

I'd also like to point out that I will be adding a news sections to our first post. Submit articles now, including war stories about our valiant efforts.

( Edited on 23.06.2007 00:11 by Jacob4000 )