Dumbass

Yay, no broken bones for me Although a few days ago, I noticed a scar on my finger, and I have no memory of how it got there.
Got a scar on my head too, that was in y1, tripped and headbutted the corner of a brick wall XD

i knocked myself out with a frige freezer last week

Epoch wrote:
Eh, I've done nothing memorable recently, so I'll share a classic: I decided to lick the inside of a freezer... the rest writes itself...

YAY! I've done that too!

WE ROOLE!

everyones licked the inside of there freezer at one time or another (i do it when i spill drinks in there)

I was putting on a pair of trousers while going downstairs, needless to say I fell head first.

I was putting on a pair of trousers while going downstairs, needless to say I fell head first.

Hmm, I was just attempting to open my freezer, but accidentily opened the fridge door and slammed it into my head as I wasn't expecting anything so high up to move...

Silly.

Never broken any bones, but my brother cracked my head open with a microphone. I bled.

Not done anything too stupid, tried to run from my desk too fast and slammed into the side. My knee paid for that. I was also watching some nice porn as you do, and realised I had huge scratches all the way down by arm. No idea how the fuck they got there, but blood and arousment is not a good fucking mix. It stings and depresses.

Another one I remember was when I was sitting at a desk in school and someone threw over a packet of skittle that land under the desk. In my haste to pick them up before anyone else I forgot that my head protrudes from my shoulders and smacked my head on the desk.

i chiped my tooth on a desk once

Friend: Dude that movie is so dope.

*minute later*

Me: Is it dope?

I jumped up in the kitchen once going 'Yay!' for some reason, possibly after a hug. I hit my head on the steam canopy over the pot wash machine and just about knocked myself out.

I'm trying to remove my tooth now - it wants to come out and it's bleeding, and there's a dull pain underneath it.

Any ideas guys and gals?

Twist, or poke at it with you tongue. Taking some beer in a straw could work to dull the pain a bit. I'd personally be careful mate.

Whenever mine come out (which hasn't happened for a while actually) I stick to poking it constantly until it's at that stage that you KNOW you can pull it out fully without too much pain, and I try to avoid eating also...

Just remembered another dumb ass moment; mistaking shaving foam for deodorant, not a wise move.

How about when you managed to cut the tip of your nose shaving?

Why the hell would you shave your nose Spy!? Oh wait, I did that.

I flushed the toilet after my younger brother filled it with toilet roll. It began flooding, water went over the toilet seat and onto the floor. I thought it would go down.

Bit off topic but has anyone noticed that quick quote button?

Bit off topic but has anyone noticed that quick quote button?

Hadn't, but have now!

Yeah...!

That's really new. Must have just been thrown in.

Wait 2 minutes and he'll give us custom buttons...ah...

Unleash The Dogs!

Self Destruct!

Drink a Litre of Vodka!

Order Pizza!

Get some prostitutes and some porn!

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ha-HAH! The list is endless.

Frazzle wrote:
Get some prostitutes and some porn!

I like where this is going, giggedy giggedy gig-eddy!

For a while it made the bold format tags appear in the quick reply

I now have eight buttons by each post!

The power!

When I was younger I was staying at a hotel with tripple bunk beds, I managed to get the top, to save space I thought it might be a good idea to place my clothes bag under my pillow. I'm a restless sleeper, and the guards on these bunk beds were less than adequate. I ended up rolling off the bed, handing headfirst into the ground with a large thump, waking up in hospital with a re-written memory with a bruised brain, spine and forearm.

Yay for me!

If you're wondering how I re-wrote my memory, of the incident I can remember having a nightmare climbing down the ladder and sleeping in the double bed with my mother, waking up constantly to vomit for some unknown reason at which point my mum took me to hospital. After checking with my mum I found out that none of that actually happened and I was rushed off to hospital straight after the accident.

3 Funny Alcohol Stories:

1) I skulled 2 x 1 litre jugs of a mix of Southern Comfort, Beer, Tequilla, Coke, Rum, and 2 different sorts of shnaps. Then I did 5 lip sip sucks, and 7 mudslide shots, after blacking out I apparently finished off another half bottle of Southern Comfort. I woke up with no shirt and no shoes.

2) I drank 20 pots (10oz) of heavy beer in 30 minutes. After drinking for 5 hours... I blacked out and woke up in my own vomit, still drunk, with no idea what I had done.

3) Playing card games with a columbian, I was unlucky and ended up shooting half a bottle of vodka and half a bottle of columbian "hot water". I woke up with a sore head, and alcohol poisoning.

I hope you enjoyed my emarressing tales

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