Greg (guest) said:
I liked the roast in the other one. Could that be posted in here. I feel it will be ignored due to the newer thread. Could the user please repost it? It was epic!
Oh, I guess I liked Sonic Adventure the best.
Haha!
Sure. I guess I can put it back up.
Sonic da Hedgehog was said to be the "greatest and most attractive character of all time" (Guptil89). He was loved by many and fantasized by many more. He was fast, blue and a children hero to many. Sonic is so perfect that if anyone criticized him, he will have the utmost support from his most hardcore fans. Here is an ideal line used by his fans to defend him.
-(Expletive) YOU! SONIC IZNT A FURRY!!! HES A SEGA MADE HEREO!!! MARIO IS A FAT (Expletive) FAGGOT!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR RETARDED HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
He's had some decent games in which they had some good but cheesy rock music that anyone can make at least 20% cooler. Proof is located down below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi54WXIoDas
Sonic's glory days came to an end when Shadow the Hedgehog was annouced. Possibly the WORST Sonic character in existance. He's a flamboyant angst filled individual who has no self esteem and yet always figures that he is one to blame. It is like Robotnik (Eggman for the hard core fans ;D) took Sonic's actual DNA to make a clone but instead, ripped Clouds p*ssy ass personality and stuck it into Shadow. Long story short, I hate him. -.-
But SEGA team is realizing that they do not need to cater to the mounds of 12 year old Sonic fanboys to make a good game. Instead, they go back to making side scrolling games and actually brought Sonic's actual eye color back and made him 20 lbs heavier. SEGA's next step in the right direction would be to halt any hedgehog related and actually make a third Jet Set Radio. It would truly be the best thing for them to do with all money that is spent on getting 12 year olds a game of humans having love interest with anthropomorphic animal people.
In the end though, it doesn't stop that Sonic is now one year away from being able to do anything. (Well anything except rent a car.) Until then, Happy Birthday Sonic! Your fans will be partying hard!
