Quite a long time ago...
I can still remember, how this forum used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people laugh, and maybe, they'd be happy for a while.
But lately I couldn't win
Every time that I'd log-in
Bad news in my inbox;
"Oni, this has GOT TO STOP"
I can't remember if I cried, when I read about being banned last night,
But something touched me deep inside
The day Oni-Ninja died
So bye-bye Cubed3, I
Wrote alot of posts, had some good times
Told alot of jokes, had some good fights
Singin', "What should be the game that I buy?"
this is the day I say "goodbye"
Did you know my Xbox weighs a ton?
And my GameCube never gets powered-on?
Still play on my Dreamcast, though
Do you believe in Nintendo?
Can they save our gaming souls?
I wish they would, but I know they won't
Well, I know that you're all happy here
And I hope that you won't shed a tear
Stick around for the news
Man, that's what I used to do
Now I'm a twenty year old boring fuck
With a full-time job and a pickup truck,
Now I'm bored of this stuff
Talking about games all night
I started singin',
"bye-bye Cubed3, I
Wrote alot of posts, had some good times
Told alot of jokes, had some good fights
Singin', "What should be the game that I buy?"
this is the day I say "goodbye""
Now for two years I've moaned and goaned
About Shenmue III and Jet Set Radio
And about how it used to be
When I came on the scene,
And had lots of arguments with BEAM
That was how it was meant to be,
But now everything's gone sour,
The same topics popping up every hour
I became rude when it was my turn
I guess I should've learned
And while this new generation starts,
Can't help but not give a fuck,
It's not the same now, I give up
Today Oni-Ninja dies.
We were singin',
"bye-bye Cubed3, I
Wrote alot of posts, had some good times
Told alot of jokes, had some good fights
Singin', "What should be the game that I buy?"
this is the day I say "goodbye""
Helter skelter in a bus shelter.
Blonde-haired hero wearing felt-er(?),
Too bad he got delayed by a year
Me and Grumbles whined at length
Everybody said "It's to give it strength"
Tell that to my GameCube, here
Now we can laugh in summer blume
And listen to some bangin' chunes
What do you say Hazukisan?
To me it sounds like a plan!
Four playas round a TV screen;
With Perfect Dark being played with gleem.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day Oni-Ninja died?
We started singin',
"bye-bye Cubed3, I
Wrote alot of posts, had some good times
Told alot of jokes, had some good fights
Singin', "What should be the game that I buy?"
this is the day I say "goodbye""
Oh, and there we were all in one space,
A generation lost on that internet place
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nim.. etc.
Can't arsed with the rest lol. The idea was to butcher American Pie and give it a C3 theme. Got bored lol. Started out well hehe.
Anyways, just wanted to say byeeeee. Oh and I haven't got anything wrong with my brain, to the person who said that. Good
luck and stuff, on the forum that is one digit away from a plastic explosive! Considerthis as my last 'post' as Oni-Ninja. From
here on, I no longer exists.
I'll miss you guys 
, no hard feelings
<3 from Oni-Ninja (RIP)
XxxxXxxxxx
If anyone wants my MSN addy, ask Grumbly Grummy Grum Grums.