A few new screens from the upcoming Wii-dedicated boxing simulation Showtime Boxing have surfaced, revealing poorly-textured topless blokes going at it in the ring.
By Jorge Ba-oh 18.09.2007 13
A few new screens from the upcoming Wii-dedicated boxing simulation Showtime Boxing have surfaced, revealing poorly-textured topless blokes going at it in the ring.
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Wow, DS games sure... oh...
Really shoddy looking screens, really wonder why they put little to zero effort on these!
Loads of ingame screens look shoddy. Games always look best when in motion.
Yeah, games look better in motion, but they have to generally look decent to start with to expect anything okay in motion.
Hopefully it'll atleast have decent Wiimote controls...
This is a BUDGET game from a very ORDINARY developer. This should come as no shock to anyone. And yes, that looks like an average N64 game
This is the sort of game every teenager should be afraid that their senile grandmother, who should clearly be placed in a home, would buy for you as a Christmas gift, for which you mother would force you to be truly thankful for and indeed, glowingly thank granny and give her a kiss for it, whilst you wait for the shops to reopen on Boxing Day, in the hope that they will refund or at the very least exchange for a proper game, and when they first said no, you explained the story of your senile granny, upon which they took pity upon you, to which they granted that refund so you could finally rid yourself of this entirely unpleasant experience, assuming that your mother didn't force you to open it and play it to make your granny happy, thereby cancelling any hope of a refund, forcing you to Game or EB to trade it in for much less than granny overpaid for it, then partially paying for a decent game.
Did I mention that the game looks like crap?
( Edited on 18.09.2007 13:44 by oldschool )
Oh come on - it'll no doubt look better in motion but look at the ring, clothing textures and facial features - reminds me of a high-end PSP game.
I'm reminded of a certain Eric Cantona comment concerning seagulls and trawlers.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. "
Now, let me figure this out..........the trawler is the Wii, the seagulls are the crappy developers and the sardines are the consumer???????
Am I even close with your analogy? I am like Homer with these things - I have a history of getting them wrong.
( Edited on 18.09.2007 14:10 by oldschool )
They look so plasticy... and... crap.
oldschool said:
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Now, let me figure this out..........the trawler is the Wii, the seagulls are the crappy developers and the sardines are the consumer??????? Am I even close with your analogy? I am like Homer with these things - I have a history of getting them wrong.( Edited on 18.09.2007 14:10 by oldschool )
The trawler is the Wii, the seagulls are the crappy developers and the sardines are the profits.
Edit: Which, I suppose, means that the sardines are the consumers as consumers = profit. So yes, you're right.
( Edited on 18.09.2007 15:13 by Dr_R )
Dr_R said:oldschool said:When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Now, let me figure this out..........the trawler is the Wii, the seagulls are the crappy developers and the sardines are the consumer??????? Am I even close with your analogy? I am like Homer with these things - I have a history of getting them wrong.( Edited on 18.09.2007 14:10 by oldschool )The trawler is the Wii, the seagulls are the crappy developers and the sardines are the profits.
Dang, so close I suppose the consumers are the profits, so I just convince myself that I am right and my brain will release some endorphins .......... mmmmmmm, that's the spot
Edit: Snap man, we were thinking the same thing after all .... more endorphins.
( Edited on 18.09.2007 15:16 by oldschool )
There's really no excuse for these screens looking the way they do. Oh well.
OK, move on. Are we going to see Fight Night on Wii?
At least Hajime No Ippo had some style, this is just terrible. Give me Fight Night Wii and then I will be happy.