Oh boy, I was dreading this one.
Okay, if you ask me Big Brother is the biggest pile of shite to ever hit TV screens. Not only is it worryingly voyeuristic, but it is also tedious, pointless and utterly un-absorbing. The fact that people can actually be fascinated with it amazes me. It shows the weakness of the human psyche that it is such that you can gain a rapport with some of the world's most utterly restarted egotistical people. I mean for crying out loud, it is blown so out of proportion it is untrue.
The whole thing is appalling. This whole idea of watching people with no lives to give you a life if beyond me. Why don't people get out there and DO SOMETHING with their summers, rather than sitting at home glued to a load of tossers sitting about in a house doing very little all day. Once day people will wake up and realise that Big Brother is nothing other than exploitive programming on the easily swayed public. The people out there that like to feel as if they belong, so off they all run like sheep to watch a programme about people who have no lives shut away in a house. It is perverted, perverse and woefully bad for society. That and the fact that Big Brother live has been discovered to be more effective than Nytol...
If I wanted to listen to some annoying man from Middlesborough murder the English language as he falls over the narration whilst a load of transsexuals and over inflated closet homosexuals prance about a house shouting at each over and telling dirty stories, I would go to a Tyneside variety show.
I'll stop there I think. My favourite housemate is none of them, Endemol should be shot for producing this sort of show, Channel 4 should be slapped around the head repeatedly until they realise what a heinous crime they are committing on our TV screens every single say and if this topic gets enough interest I will consider making it 'sticky' for the duration of the *ahem* 'show'...if you could even call it that.
(Nothing personal btw) 
Trying to think of a witty signature after 'Hacker-gate'...