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Mr. T 30.12.2003#1

I found this one on Ananova and it is perhaps one of the most amusing stories I have ever read on there:

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Vicar gives out porn videos

A vicar has given his flock hardcore porn videos instead of a video about God's message at Christmas after a mix-up at a copying factory.

About 300 people ended up with the XXX-rated material in the German town of Lampoldshausen.

The evangelical congregation had hoped to spread the word about Jesus to those who did not enjoy reading - but churchgoers found themselves handed videos containing hardcore sex scenes instead.

Local parish priest Frithjof Schwesig said: "There was a mistake at the copying factory in Munich."

He and church helpers who distributed the videos have also come under fire from local residents - even though they collected the videos again as soon as the mistake was discovered.

The priest estimates that only five to seven people in the village actually watched the film.

"All the other copies were collected in time," he said.

Father Frithjof said: "The project has received enormous publicity through the mix-up - even if that wasn't the original idea. God moves in mysterious ways, and best of all, the people who ordered the porn now have our religious films about Jesus in their video recorders."
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It could only ever happen in Germany Smilie

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Anordara 30.12.2003#2

And people - absolutely no comments please about 'The Coming of the Lord' either. Smilie

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Ikdown 30.12.2003#3

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

tempo88, what kind of search were you doing to find xxx porn and a vicar. Smilie

I bet the tape was a right stocking filler.

When you cycled by

Here began all my dreams

The saddest thing I�ve ever seen

And you never knew

How much I really liked you

Because I never even told you

Oh, and I meant to

Are you still there ?

Or ... have you moved away ?

Or have you moved away ?

Mr. T 30.12.2003#4

IKARIWARRIOR wrote:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

tempo88, what kind of search were you doing to find xxx porn and a vicar.

I bet the tape was a right stocking filler.

Smilie You go onto Ananova and click 'Quirkies'...I swear! Smilie Smilie

Trying to think of a witty signature after 'Hacker-gate'...

Ikdown 30.12.2003#5

tempo88 wrote:

IKARIWARRIOR wrote:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

tempo88, what kind of search were you doing to find xxx porn and a vicar.

I bet the tape was a right stocking filler.

You go onto Ananova and click 'Quirkies'...I swear!

I'm too scared to go on there, my flat door may be kicked open and i will be dragged away screaming about some lad called tempo who told me to look for Quirkies.