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In "La Haine" a French dub of that scene is playing in the cinema. You don't see it but what is said is the exact same.

Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I'm quite sure they will say so.

"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already."

Echoes221 said:
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I'm quite sure they will say so.

I found this a while back and thought it was pretty cool.

TAG: That American Guy

"If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone." Romans 12:18

Wow, nice find! Smilie


BRAD PITT: YOU CAN\'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

I forgot the movie name though


Ozzy Osbourn: SHARAAAAAAAAAANNN (Sharon)

( Edited 27.05.2009 23:11 by Captian )

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John:
I..I can't watch porn. My Mommy finds out
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"Dude I can recognise a fake dead head when I see one"~Tropic Thunder
"You went full retard" ~Tropic Thunder

"They're heeeeerrrreee" from poltergeist if i'm not mistaken

''I am you're father!''

''say what again! Say what, one more goddamn time''

''I'll be back.''

Aki-T spilt the water.

"Red Rum, Red Rum Red Rum."

"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."

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rottensoilder said:
2. Frankly Scarlett, I don't give A damn(Gone With The Wind)

It "my dear", not Scarlett. Smilie


"My God, it's full of stars!" -- 2001

"As an unmuddied lake, sir. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me." -- A Clockwork Orange

"Old man: Well, go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this!
Alex: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?
Old man: It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore! It's a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it's no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more."
*Proceeds to beat old man senseless* -- A Clockwork Orange


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TAG: That American Guy

"If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone." Romans 12:18

\"There are no friendly civilians\"


( Edited 28.05.2009 04:15 by PK Mongoose )

It requires great courage to look at oneself honestly, and forge one's own path.


Not worded right but it has the same effect:

"The day M. Bison stormed your village and killed your father was the worst day of your life. To me... It was Tuesday."

"Warriors come out to play"

"Why so serious"

Haven't read the whole thread, sorry if mentioned.

Hm...can't remember the exact wording, but the "They can never take our freedom" speech from Braveheart...

Also, and I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned...

"Inconceivable!"
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Nonsense! You only say never, because no one ever has!"
"As you wish."
....all from The Princess Bride. Smilie

"Ogres are like Onions." -Shrek

"A red sun rises...blood has been shed this night." Legolas in...one of the LotR films. Possibly the cheesiest line of all time. XD

"Live long and prosper." -Star Trek, obviously. Smilie

"Captains Log...." ~ Star trek (derr)

"If your wernt a foot taller off the ground I would chop your head off" ~ Lord of the Rings

"I am gandalf the White" ~ Lord of the rings

This gets me every time:

SHOW ME THE MONEY

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"

"Madness?.......THIS IS SPARTA?"

"And thats the Way the cookie Crubles" ~Bruce Almighty
"I'll apoligise the day a monkey comes out my ass" ~Bruce Almighty

'Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!'

Tugg 'I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.'
Rick ' A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!'

Kirk 'Everybody knows you never go full retard.'

Tugg ' What do you mean?'

Kirk "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..."

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GySgt Hartman: Do you suck dick, private?
Pvt Pyle: Sir no sir!
GySgt Hartman: Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, faggot!

GySgt Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
GySgt Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?"
Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
GySgt Hartman: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?"
Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, Sir."
GySgt Hartman: "Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
GySgt Hartman: "Are you a Peter Puffer?"
Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
GySgt Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you."

Both from Full Metal Jacket, too many good ones there from good ol' Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Oh Hartman, your outrageous hatred and insults to anyone and everyone cracks me up. XD

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He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

"Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump. The one I will never forget...

"I'm not an ambi turner" ~ Zoolander

"I became belemic"...."You can read minds" ~Zoolander

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