Fun Things To Throw At Each Other.....

Here are some fantastic things to throw,pop,stamp on,spray or run over.

Lemonade - Shake it up till the top of the bottle is rock solid,then throw it bottle down at the ground.If done correctly,it will fire off like a rocket and possibly smash into stuff.

Spray Cream - Go around writing things in cream!Just like graffitti,except you won't get arressted for doing this!

Yogurt - The old classic.Go into a public toilet,into a cubicle and spray cream all round the toilet seat.Then stand back,and throw the yogurt at it.It should splatter all over the whole cubicle!Me and a mate did this and he pissed himself - litterally! Luckily we were in a toilet though....

Sardines - Not all that great actually.After my sardine experiment I stank like a small fishing boat.

Milk - I drank loads of milk once,before realising it was pasturised.I chucked it up all over the place - top stuff.

Sausages - Slapping people with sausages is immensely satisfying.

Err...right...

Ah tek do you make me laugh!!!!!!!!

Ah tek do you make me laugh!!!!!!!!

I dunnu TH, does he? He scares the s**t out of me!

Ahhh Tek I have missed your odd ramblings. Now all we need is Du Hast on here to see the best of them both

i meant to say "you do make me laugh"

You mean to say you only EAT food?

Boooring....

Banneroonie wrote:
Ahhh Tek I have missed your odd ramblings. Now all we need is Du Hast on here to see the best of them both

No, not Du Hast, please!

regards
tempo88

Why not? Du hast is a 'right laugh'! I might invite him here later...

lol@tek

tek you ever slapped anyone with a wett fish? it seems like the kind of thing you would do!

At one point he was really into fish actually!

In fact he probably still is!

hes soooo unpredictable.

UNDERPANTS!

I got three for a quid,and wore them on my head,walked into a crowded shopping area and screamed "I AM THE KING OF UNDERPANTS!" and did a little jig.
I got some very strange looks.....

Tek do you have afro?

I have large hair....

Tek do you remember that virus you had? you know the one where when you typed anything it would say I like smelly underpants or something?

Yes....Why? What is this?

What's going on?

Nothing is goin on. i was just reminding you of that hilarious moment. Boy did I laugh

(Phew he nearly found out about my plan to send it to him ag- ahh crap )

That virus cost over 100 quid to get rid of.

Not a laughing matter,my dear Bannerooniehoohoo.

Stop gigglging! No! Stoppitt!

HAHA! I like smelly underpants. HAHA.

Its not really that funny I know but damn it made me laugh when i was told.

Man this topic is bringing back funny memorys!

TeKnIsHuN wrote:
That virus cost over 100 quid to get rid of.

Not a laughing matter,my dear Bannerooniehoohoo.

Stop gigglging! No! Stoppitt!

TeKnIsHuN wrote:
UNDERPANTS!

I got three for a quid,and wore them on my head,walked into a crowded shopping area and screamed "I AM THE KING OF UNDERPANTS!" and did a little jig.
I got some very strange looks.....

Errrm..they were purchased from a charity shop and full of holes right

I trust they were good-honest-reliable-workhorse y-fronts