London Underground!!! This is for everybody!!!

Hey people, i thought ill share this with you, i find it very funny and its true, this is for anyone that uses London Underground like i do few times a week! but watch the video and listen to the lyrics this song is so funny!!!
Probebly most of you must if heard the song but just listen to it again!

This is the site: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1833

Lyrics:
WARNING THE LYRICS USE VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

great song, dude.

Don't worry about the language warning as i'm sure every member knows what they mean.

Phil :: CSF sent me the links to these last month. London Underground is my current ringtone, and the PMT one is my text one. The PMT, drugs and London Underground ones are the best.

CSF sent me the links to these last month.

*Concurs*

Lovely song, though.

Don't worry about the language warning as i'm sure every member knows what they mean.

Rob1 wats PMT??????????

That is officially my favorite flash movie now. Makes you proud to be British!

I use the underground occasionally - I quite like it, actually, but I suppose I don't use it enough to have any complaints.

I use the underground occasionally - I quite like it, actually, but I suppose I don't use it enough to have any complaints.

beamrider2600
"Resident Evil 4 will definitely be released only on GameCube, if it comes to any other console, I will cut my head off"
-Shinji Mikami, 2002

i read about this when he said only GC, so i suggest a trip to Capcom we need some chainsaws!!!!!!!!!!! hahah by the way im not a phsycho killer im just really mad at Capcom!!!!

Watch it son, that's Rob

That's one funny flash! It's got in my head.

Classic. And I don't even live there!

That's quality!! Reallt, in this day and age, couldn't the trains be driven by machines? All they have to do is stop at the right stations...

But what about emergencies? Like dumped couches on the track?

Yeah, but that would mean that someone walked down into the underground, wouldn't it? Wouldn't that basically equal squashed people...?

Not neciserily.

Some people live down their. Their's a fair bit of room besides the tracks.

That's quality!! Reallt, in this day and age, couldn't the trains be driven by machines? All they have to do is stop at the right stations...

I'm going to stand up for the underground here though, I like it, and it has lots of history and everything as well. The fact that its all a bit run-down and falling to pieces gives it character. It might have its faults and everything, but thats just like anything in this country these days, what with public services being privatised and all. But still, the underground has rarely let me down, personally.

[ Edited by beamrider2600 on 2005/2/27 15:13 ]

hahahah aint u lucky, most of the time i go its fucked!!!
but Dockands haha thats is wicked!!! when I stay in the front of the train I think im the driver vrroooom vrrooom thats not wat it goes like!!! but thats what goes thru my head wen i sit in the fron!!!

Well, i'm bored of it now.

Nintendo_Maniac wrote:
hahahah aint u lucky, most of the time i go its fucked!!!
but Dockands haha thats is wicked!!! when I stay in the front of the train I think im the driver vrroooom vrrooom thats not wat it goes like!!! but thats what goes thru my head wen i sit in the fron!!!

I hate trying to get down to the fucking Docklands as it takes about a fucking hour and then I have to put up with all the other morning commuters who clearly are not as tired as I am.

Pleaaaaaaaaaase. That is so, like, summer leage.

Yeah, but we all know I am one step ahead of the game.

Actually scratch that, I AM THE GAME!