Bottles the Mole
The smart one...
Statistics
Age: If we can guess anything about Bottles' age, we would place him in his mid 30s (by human years). Having been married with a child, killed off and divorced post-resurrection, we can't say he's exactly had a happy life.Species: Mole, although he's not blind he does wear oversized glasses to compensate for his natural short sightedness.
Location: Originally living at the foot of Spiral Mountain, Bottles has since settled down in Showdown town, working as a guide after the divorce.
Birth: Nothing is known about this mole's birth, or much about his background, all we know is that he was apparently a friend of Banjo's sister Tooty, who calls him "Mr. Mole".
Main Features: Bottles is a short-sighted mole who wears massive goggles that act as glasses for his beady eyes, as revealed in Nuts & Bolts after finally taking them off.
He is known to be very intelligent since he teaches protagonists Banjo and Kazooie a number of moves during the first game, and it seems to run the family since his brother Jam Jars continues the trend in the follow-up. Bottles usually appears through digging holes in the ground and can reach any level in the world by doing so.
Clothing: If there was a way to describe Bottles' dress sense, it would be very well... geeky, with his favourite colour evidently being orange. In the first couple of games on the Nintendo 64 he wears red goggles with a chequered orange waist coat, which is expanded to a jacket with a white shirt and yellow tie in the more recent Nuts & Bolts. Still no trousers or shoes though...
Concept
In reality moles have very poor vision due to not being exposed to light very often (or not at all), this is obviously reflected in Bottles since he really can't see anything without his goggles/glasses. There's doubt he can see anything with them either, since he has a tendency to mix objects up with one another.Bottles seems to be seen as a "geek", by both his smarts and demeanour as he is constantly bickering with Kazooie throughout the games. She calls him names such as "Geeky, Bogeyes, Short Stuff and Soil Brain"… the list goes on. That said, you could consider this pair being quite close to each other but scared to admit it. In the first two games on the Nintendo 64, bottles was a married man, with his marriage involved in the plot of Tooie, of which Gruntilda kills him and he becomes a ghost. But after being resurrected, his wife and children, named Speccy and Goggles, left him due to the trauma of his apparent act of Christ, though that seemingly happened between Tooie and Nuts & Bolts.
Bottles seems to be a brilliant aeroplane pilot as well, since in the generally overlooked Banjo Piloton the Game Boy Advance = he has the best stats of the entire game, with nearly everything in all 3 categories being close to perfect.
Appearances
Bottles has appeared in most of the Banjo games, with Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge being the only omission. He was also going to be a playable character in Tooie, in a mode dubbed Bottles' Revenge. In this mode player 2 controlled Bottles' ghost who was transformed into Devil Bottles and could posses enemies. The idea was scrapped in the final game, but is still playable via a GameShark. In total he's appeared in four games and here's the list:- Banjo-Kazooie (N64/XBLA)
- Banjo-Tooie (N64/XBLA)
- Banjo Pilot (GBA)
- Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts (Xbox 360)