Wii Sports Increases Sexual Tension?

By Jorge Ba-oh 28.05.2008 17

A recent article in a magazine aimed at swingers suggests that Wii Sports heightens sexual tension and intimacy.

Kasidie, a lifestyle magazine, recently had an article on the benefits of Wii Sports, suggesting that the game be the perfect foreplay before pouncing on your sweaty chums for a dose of love-making.

Unlike many other games, Wii Sports strongly encourages physical activity among players. The games generally require movements modeled after the actual sports you are playing. This provides numerous opportunities for physical intimacy and heightened sexual tension ("Here, let me help you perfect your bowling stance. Let's start with those hips…").

Does Wii Sports do it for you? Have you had any strange feelings whilst waggling your wand infront of your mates? Be sure to post your comments below.

Thanks to Next-Gen.biz.

Box art for Wii Sports
Developer

Nintendo

Publisher

Nintendo

Genre

Sport

Players

4

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Rated $score out of 10  8/10

Reader Score

Rated $score out of 10  9/10 (60 Votes)

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Mmm i suppose so... I remember teaching my ex how to play golf, but with mates? NO.

Wii Sports tennis is great for checking out your man friend's buns... Smilie

Stupidest. Story. Ever.

Trying to think of a witty signature after 'Hacker-gate'...

Smilie

Oh dear, what next?

Underwear controller pants? (yes, they exist)

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Mr. T said:
Wii Sports tennis is great for checking out your man friend's buns... Smilie

Stupidest. Story. Ever.

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Everyone does it! Smilie

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jb, is this site now banned in USA because you mentioned the evil word?

I find your lack of faith disturbing!

Nintendo better stop producing Wii sport now. Protect the childrenz from sexual acts.

Yes and that sexual tension is lost as soon as your female friend accidently thwacks you in the balls.

Believe me. Smilie

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I guess it offers a nice opportunity in some cases. Smilie

SuperLink said:
Nintendo in hypocritical pedo encouraging shocker!

They are japanese...

epic. simply epic.Smilie

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Canyarion said:
I guess it offers a nice opportunity in some cases. Smilie

YUP!

Bowser. You Booz, you lose.

A recent article in a magazine aimed at swingers

I think that says it all tbh.

( Edited 28.05.2008 19:55 by Yoshidude )

A recent article in a magazine aimed at swingers...

A golfing magazine, I presume. And JB, tell me why you were reading such a magazineSmilie

Well that just about sucks every ounce of family fun out of the game lol.
I hope anyone that actually does use Wii Sports to turn up the heat never plays the game with friends or family... ever. That would just be really awkward lol.

Some people... Smilie

....lol actually, i have to say this is quite funny.

U won't believe that more women i have tried it on with are more likely to come back to mine after a night out if i ask them to come play the Wii rather than watch a movie or for a drink.

Usually Wii bowling or Wii Tennis does quite well. And ive pulled whilst playing Wii sports. Twice! So...they are right!

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